Skippy's List

This is a list of the 213 things 'Skippy' is no longer allowed to do in the U.S Army, such as:

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.

88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as “Mom”.

89. Must not refer to the Commander as “Dad”.

And the list goes on, check it out at Skippy's List